Every December, our houses gets broken into by this naughty little guy. My kids named him. Teeny Conner Humperdink. He is one of those Elf on a Shelf fellas. Some people just have him sitting up high, telling kids he is watching and will tell Santa that they are bad. Not our elf. He is straight from the Juvenile Hall in the North Pole. Besides, my kids aren't into the whole Santa is watching biz. They know Mom has the eagle eye on them, sniper style, and I am far worse to deal with than lumps of coal on christmas morning. Just keeping it real, ho ho ho and falalalalala style.
Teeny gets into all kinds of trouble. Late at night, when they are all asleep, this brat gets nuts. Nothing is better than my kids racing around, wide eyed and disbelief of what happened while they slept. They know not to touch him, and that I always take a pic. For his criminal record file- of course. Now....there have been a few times that Teeny was lazy and there was a mad scramble to make sure we caught him being bad before they did... *wink wink*.
Here is what he did 2 years ago......
He dumped cereal into the dog dishes.....
Wrapped himself in christmas lights....
Reading Dr. Seuss while eating jelly beans.... on the couch!
Took out the tunnel and rolled into the living room...
All night jelly bean party with the Liv dolls and Cinderella....sorority crasher
Made a shoe train through the house while eating marshmallows...
Tried to kick the angel off the tree....
Making snow angels on the counter while baking....
Gingerbread house fell on his head, Wizard of Oz style....
Was snuggled up watching early morning infomercials....
Went fishing....
Got out Elefun...
Toilet papered our tree....
He bought a movie, popcorn, treats for a movie night....probably with my money though...
Tried to tell baby Jesus to move on over... rude!
ate all the ice cream...
went for a joyride in the loving family minivan
Gave himself a makeover in the bathroom, wrote his name in the little mirror
He put candy canes all over our tree.....
Made a huge mess with wrapping paper..... can't wait until this years messes!
1 comment:
Cute!!! So many great ideas!
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