My daughter just told me she puts stink bombs in her underwear.
She then stares at me with a blank face and says...
I looked at her and said "What?" (I mean really, is that conversation starter?)
"Well, I'm like "what" and you're all like... frozen."
To which she makes a horrible grotesque face. As if she froze witnessing a horrifying incident while falling.
An apparently that's how I look, upon news such as stink bombs.
Before laughing hysterically.
And she's only 3.