Bathroom Lingo

I asked Baloney if she went potty.
She laughed and ignored me.
I told her to tell Daddy she went potty.
She laughed some more and rolled around.
Much like a roly poly, but without the scaly back.
I asked her if she put pee in the potty.
"no" she laughed.
I then said, well then what did you put in the potty?

"TURDS!" she yells and falls in a fit of laughter.

I glance at the husband, and he too is laughing like a hyena.
After all, he is very proud of his 9 year old terminology that he has taught our toddler.
Boys never grow up.