This was fun. I got this from a friend. "Go to google.com, put in your first name and the word "needs" after it. Share what you found!"
Hahahaha, this is what I found:
NEA needs Eliot Spitzer (Uh, who is he and I need nothing with the word "spit" in it)
NEA needs your help on this issue. (Yes, that issue and many others. She has many, many issues)
NEA needs to go back to school! (Eye kan spel, their justt typoes)
NEA needs a vacation. (sho thang!)
NEA needs a new PR person, that's for sure. (Why, I do all my own stunts.)
NEA needs to do image building. (Is this a polite way of saying I fell out of the ugly tree? I think it's the politically correct version.)
NEA needs to be banned.