Oldielocks: "Middle, did you REALLY think Daddy's shoes smell like blueberry?"
Middle: *giggle* "noooo!
Oldielocks: "You really did. I saw you."
Me: "why would you think Daddy's shoes smell like blueberries?" (all I am thinking is how odd are my children, really.)
Oldielocks: "Because he took his shoes off and said, 'My new boots smell like blueberry, want to smell them?'
Oldielocks: "Yeah I know. He holds them up for you to smell, and tells you they smell like blueberry, and shoves his stinky shoes in your nose."
Oldielocks: "and Middle fell for it."
Middle: "SO DID YOU!!!!"
Not only are my kids dirty shoe sniffers, they are suckers. They're doomed.